A Night of Espionage and Intrigue

I helped put together an Espionage Soirée with Mr. Daniel Alexander last night. We had a classy buffet of hors d'oeurves and a martini-ready bar. I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of people that showed up in costume. There were villains, spies, femme fatales, classy dames, and evil henchmen. I was also pleased with the variety of guests coming from different majors, not just hailing from building seven (the art nerds). We were seeking to top our Argyle & Cupcakes party and I think it greatly surpassed that. Thank you so much to everyone that came, you all looked fabulous!

Notable Quotes from the Weekend

"Save room for Jesus." — Referring to Xaverian High School dances and priests coming between couples.

"Admiral Navy." — Themed character in a real-life game of Clue.

"Nope, no beard. But you grew a unibrow." — After trying to force grow a beard.

Spring Break, A Haiku

Back home for spring break,
it always seems better
when piled in work.

After six hours
of avoiding bad drivers
I just want to sleep.

I have a habit
of watching Disney Channel
when I come back home.

RIT schedules
Spring Break at a shitty time,
my friends are away.

I wish MyCourses
posted the class lists online
for classmate stalking.

New classes seem much
brighter and I look forward
to starting them soon.